Free help with web site

So you decided to make it on the net. What a great idea, and you have one (idea). but don't know how to. This is why I am here in the beginning you do the work and I am just in the back ground just in case things go wrong. And I can tell you it will. Lucky for you your angel is watching over you, but I am not here to boss you around only to guide you in the right direction (hopefully).
After you sign up for free web site and space I do suggest to sign up for affiliate program (just in case you sell something). This way our program can track your sales record and allocate your commission. After all it is your idea and your work I guess you deserve it. The next thing you have to do is ad some adds to your site (not that I like them but they do bring bread into the home. The adds must be fast loading so your viewer don't wait for your site to load.
Test you site on other computers and other networks to see for your self how others see it.

I will discus in more details each of this points. For now just think how your idea can and will help others. Don't leave it in your mind no one can see it or profit from it.
Do it NOW !!!